Truck is in the shopand so I thought I'd hop
On the number 3 to Malibu
But now the driver's shot(essential to the plot)
And my life's in the hands of Keanu!

Some crazy with a grudgegave Mr Reeves a nudge
And said, "There's lotsa folks that might get blown.(up!)"
It surely ain't ideal, coz Bullock's at the wheel
And I was hopin' they'd get Sharon Stone

I'm on a busa nervy swervy bus
And there's explosives underneath
And if we slow the busthe nervy swervy bus
There won't be nuthin' left but teeth!

[INSTRUMENTAL BREAK, during which.]
"So who's the psycho?...Dennis freakin' HOPPER? Maaan! He's always been crazywe're in DEEP sh"

As the tyres burnI'm fairly dang concerned
Coz LA public transport's NEVER fast
My face is turnin' paleI hear the sirens wail
But just saw O.J. Simpson speedin' past!

I called my Uncle Bradand said "Tell Mom and Dad
To feed my dawg in case I end up dead"
But then I had to staregraffiti on a chair
Said "Dude, you shoulda stuck with Bill & Ted"

I'm on a busa nervy swervy bus
On my demise, you'd have to bet
Coz Reeves can't stop the busthe nervy swervy bus
Bu-llet time ain't invented yet

[INSTRUMENTAL BREAKplayed at 50 mph]

Trapped on a busa nervy swervy bus
And Sandra's gittin' purdy stressed
She's gone a little nutson nervy swervy bus
I'm prayin' she'll start to undress

Bummed on this busthis nervy swervy bus
I've finished off my stash o' booze
Keanu's such a wusson nervy swervy bus
They shoulda got Willis or Cruise!