Anthony Weiner, he sits in the House
Representing the big rotten apple
His name might be funny, and that's 'cause it sounds
Like what someone once found in a Snapple*
And now he says his YFrog and his Twitter have been hack-ack-ack-ack-ack-acked
You oughta know by now
Don't share your passwords, now that's a fact
Or else you will get into trouble

And the picture was of a crotch
A guy in his underwear
Mama, there's some kinds of pictures you really
Shouldn't share

Sh shouldn't share, mm mm oo oo mm

Congressman Chris Lee, from upstate New York
Had to resign months before this
'Cause he committed a tremendous lack of personal judgment
By posting that photo on Craigslist
To try and find young ladies to get in the sack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack
You oughtta know by now
Don't flirt if you're married, now that's a fact
Or you'll have to resign from your office

And the picture: of him, no shirt
His upper-half, clothing was spared
Mama, there's some kinds of pictures you really
Shouldn't share

You should never show you have have a dirty mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind
You oughta know by now
Or you'll need a new job that has overtime
'Cause you'll no longer be politician

So don't e-mail porn to your friends
And of racist jokes, please beware**
Mama, there's some kinds of pictures you really
Shouldn't share