It's 9 o'clock on a Saturday
The regular fruit lovers come in
There's a cool guy sitting next to me
Having fun with his banana split

He says, Dude can you give me another banana please?
I'm relatively sure how it goes
It's soft and it's sweet and I am complete
With banana mushed into my toes

Yum de dum dum de dum
Yum yum de de yum yum dum

Give us some fruit, you're the banana man
Give us some fruit tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a banana split
You got them tastin' alright

Now Sean is at the counter with a friend of mine
We get him his splits for free
And he's quick with a joke, he's a fine old bloke
And there's no place he'd rather be
He says "Phil I believe this is killing me."
As the smile never crept off his face
"Well I'm sure I could be a movie star
If I could just stop stuffing my face"

Oh, yum, de dum dum de dum yum yum de da dum

Now Raul is a serious politic
Who never had time for a bite
And he's talking with Davy who's slurping his gravy
And probably won't get a wife

And the waitress is practising astrologics
As the tough guys slowly get stoned
Yes, they're sharing a treat called a banana split
But it's better than eating alone

Give us some fruit, you're the banana man
Give us some fruit tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a banana split and you got them tasting alright

It's a pretty good job on a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been coming to see
To feel bliss for a while

And the piano, sounds like a circus gig
And the counters smell like some fudge
And they sit at the bar and put 'split in their gobs
And say "Man, get some more over here"

Oh, yum,yum,yum de dum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, de dum

Give us some fruit you're the banana man
Give us some fruit tonight
We're all in the mood for a banana split
You got them tasting alright