Bust, boob - bust, boob, wheee! more!

Football tradition's stabbed in the heart
The Superbowl was relegated to play a bit part
Not content with Kylie's rear end
Timberlake's big hands were at it again
Hope it's NFL lesson learned
That half-time breaks should be for toilet and food that is yearned
Caused CBS a big fuss
'Cus the public's seeing Janet's half bust

Lord knows, that Jan's an unstable girl
It seems insane that she would show half her mums to the world
I saw it all on the tube
Known hereafter as the 'moment of boob'
Choked hard - spat out my lemonade
"Wardrobe malfunction" said young Justin, when nip was displayed
The folks phoned in with disgust
They saw Janet's half bust

Justin closed the distance
At Janet's insistence
"Mistake, it fell out"
Even God is harboring doubts

As I settled down with my Sub
She was shakin', she was teasin'
Then showed us her nub
I didn't see nipple ring
Just some funny looking starry-shaped thing
My fear of spiders played in my mind
Now I get queasy if I see my wife's bra on the line
And I might use words like robust
Just when I ever describe Janet's half bust

I'd say they're a pair of
Pinheads unaware of
Telling right from wrong
Why don't Justin just whip out his dong?

Enough? Too bad, here's more vitriol
Stampeding cattle are the media all out of control
Softly I heave sigh after sigh
Wish she's baring 'em both two at a time
This stuff is just a rude cunning stunt
Inside my brain it's caught on cam'-ra just like Allen Funt
The whole thing's left me nonplussed
Superbrabowl featured Janet's half bust!

We saw Janet's half bust
It's thrilling seeing Janet's half bust
We saw Janet's half bust
Hyperventilate o'er Janet's half bust