Song Parodies -> "Hip and Rad"

Original Song Title:

"Big and Bad"

Original Performer:

"Hip and Rad"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Guy most unsuited to be cool and "with it" tries anyway. Does he succeed? You make the call!

Those jive du-udes see me rollin', they shake their head at me
But what they don't know is I'm so right down in the scene
Picked up slang words from the telly, I'm cooler than the larder
Yes, I'm so old-school that I-I don't say "fridge", I'm the cool master

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My hi-ip and groovy mates call me the shizzle, I'm told
Once I think I heard them snicker, but I know that they're jealous, y'all
And so I twe-erk, twerk, twerk some more until bros say I'm fine
My boss says that he hates me, but he knows I'm fly

I call my homies, homies, homies
They be tellin' me
"Homie, homie, homie
Hip and rad is what you be"
Groovy, groovy, groovy
Dope as I can be
Homies, homies, homies
Hip and rad they're callin' me, yeah

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I'm so phat and mean, super down with my brothas

[instrumental break filled with unfathomably white dancing]

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Cray-cray! Cray-cray! Cray-cray! Cray-cray!
Cray-cray! Cray-cray! Cray-cray! Cray-cray!

I'm so-o dang boss, so-o fresh, so clean and crunk
Cats know I'm cool as the-em, cause we're so-o tight and such
I'm the swa-anke-est dude around, my swagger's off the chain
And though I might be forty-nine, I'm still smooth all the way

I'm oh so fancy, fancy, fancy
Dog's bollocks, that's me
Swanky, swanky, swanky
Hip and rad is what I be
I'm funky, funky, funky
The bomb-diggity
I'm so off the heezy
Hip and rad, you know that's me
Hey homies, homies, homies
Out of slang to speak
Groovy, groovy, groovy
Hip and rad, I'll always be, yeah

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Shrek: Listen, Artie, eh, if you think this whole mad scene ain't dope, I feel you, dude. I mean, I'm not trying to get up in your grill, or raise your roof or whatever. But what I am screaming is, "Yo! Check out this kazing thazing, bazaby!" I mean, if it doesn't groove, or what I'm saying ain't straight tripping, just say, "Oh, no, you didn't! You know, you're getting on my last nerve." And then, I'll know it's...then I'll, I'll know it's whack!

Artie: Somebody help! I've been kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me!

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Matthias - September 10, 2014 - Report this comment

Let me get down and jive to your groove homie. This parody wasn't wiggity-whack it was da bomb and where it's at. I give it straight fives home-slice/ home-skillet and I know that you weren't straight trippin when writing this one!

Max Power - September 15, 2014 - Report this comment

As Billy Joel once said, "It's all rock and roll to me."

Abbott Skelding - September 19, 2014 - Report this comment

"I used to be with it, but then they changed what *it* was. Now what I'm with isn't *it*, and what's *it* seems weird and scary to me." -Abe Simpson. Definitely cringe-worthy...but in a good way...like a "who the hell still talks like this?" way. Nice work!

Agrimorfee - September 22, 2014 - Report this comment

(Artistry) in a word, WORD.

Blaydeman - September 23, 2014 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Anti-cool parodies are always lots of fun. No exception here. Nice work!

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