Ohhhh, oh, oh, oh, ohhh.
It must have been red there in my shower,
I was having another heavy day.
I was content to get the cheap stuff, that's my way.
I always kept a stash of napkins.
So I was the one with all the odor,
While you were the one who didn't say anything
An Elephant that was in the room for so long.
A horrible smell that has my name!
Did you ever know I found my new brand?
A real bargain that has gone by me?
I can feel cleaner than an autumn breeze,
For you are the cotton between my knees.
I thought it appeared to go unnoticed,
But I've been told that I smell like fish
They asked if I knew that I smelled, of course I knew it.
And then they told me about this!
Did you ever know about this new brand?
A real bargain that has gone by me?
I could feel cleaner than an autumn breeze,
For you are the cotton between my knees.
Did I ever tell you about my new brand?
A real bargain that has gone by me?
Oh, and I, I can feel cleaner than an autumn breeze,
For you are the cotton between my knees,
'cause you are the cotton between my knees.
Oh, the cotton between my knees.
You, you, you, you are the cotton between my knees.
Dry, Dry, Dry and clean. You let me feel so dry.
Oh, you, you, you, the cotton between my knees.
Oh, you, you, you, the cotton between my knees.
Dry, Dry, Dry dry against my lips,
So comfortable and smells like lavender
Thank you, thank you,
Thank God for you, the cotton between my knees.