Looks like a myst'ry
Hop in the Mystery Machine
Fred may have a plan
Will it work? Who knows, ma-a-a-aybe
Daphne is the lady-y-y
Captured like clo-ockwork
Velma's very smart, she's sayi-in' "Jinki-i-ies!"
Lastly, Shaggy and Scoo-oo-oo-ooby, yea-ea-ea-ea-eah

Scooby-Dooby (oh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Scooby-Doo-ooby (five teens in a va-an)
Scooby-Dooby (scoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooby-y)
Scooby-Doo-ooby (uh, yeah, that mutt)

There's rumours in to-own
Might be a ghost, somethin's goin' "boo"
Though it's none of that supernatural nonse-e-ense
Shaggy-y still thinks as mu-u-u-u-uch
Okay gang, don't say "let's be splittin'" (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Crap, you said it, why? Tell you why (oh)
It's so there can be shenanigans
Scoob runs away, hey (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Shaggy will eat a big sandwich
Fred and Daph will waste time, while Velma finds clues
But won't explain 'em, natch

Scooby-Dooby (oh-ooh-oh-oh)
Scooby-Doo-ooby (no bigger cowards than Scoob and Shaggy-y)
Scooby-Dooby (mm-mm, huh-uh, yeah-eah-eah, yeah-eah-eah-eah)
Scooby-Doo-ooby (mm-mm-mm, oh, oh-ooh yeah-eah)
Scooby-Dooby (but we still love 'em, ev'ry time, yeah-eah)
Scooby-Doo-ooby (whether more modern toons or in the sixties, yeah)
Scooby-Dooby (watch 'em many times over, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Scooby-Doo-ooby (uh, yeah)

Fred's traps all get set off on the clock's dot
Least Fred wishes anyway (oh-oh-oh)
Not today, hey
But thanks to goofs from Scooby
The "ghost" gets a doozy (yeah-eah), ooh, that's bruise-y
Jig is up, spill it, scary clown, let's go

Scooby-Dooby (yeah-eah-eah)
Scooby-Doo-ooby (oh, turns out it was that weird old man)
Scooby-Dooby (the guy that Fred had dismissed as just crazy)
Scooby-Doo-ooby (oh, should know the trend by now, loser)
He had dressed up for some scarin'
Give the local folks a fright (oh-hoo-hoo-hoo-oo-hoo-oo-oo-hoo)
But was thwarted thanks to good ol' Scooby (accepts the praise so humbly)
And the rest of the team medd'lin' (except when he's learnin' a lesson, buddy)
In his plans, it serves him right
He just wanted cash and that ain't groovy (that guy's crazy-y, trust me)

Oh, then rinse and repeat
Nope, don't vary the slighest bit, yeah-eah
Formula, stick to it, buddy
Cause it's worked for years
Let's forget when the show involved Scrappy
We all agree he blows, oh
A little shit, yeah
"What if he was written well?" hear you say (Scrappy-Doo, him we're abhorin')
He'll still be Scrappy (just in essence, he is shite)
So don't fret, buddy (mmm, ha-ha-ha-ha) (don't care if he's the nephew of Scooby)
A comeback for him ain't happ'nin' (oh) (if it did, we'd be boycottin')
Lest you want the fans' tempers to boil ('net will implode overnight)
Let that little bastard die (mmm, he-heh) (must stress I mean metaphorically)
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha

(Not implyin' nothin' gory) That may sound wrong
But if there's one thing that could unite wholly (for just once in mankind's life)
Our full entire race, buddy (even if you've seen no eps with Scrappy)
Is Scrappy-Doo sucks balls (think I'm gettin' off track, buddy)
All right (think I got clouded by fury)
Lasted for years (it's a quite long-lived franchise)
Even if some parts are kinda shoddy bollocks
That's part of the charm, though (it's a sixties show, should expect stupid)
Oh (it ain't done yet)
Yeah (rarely is Scooby-Doo boring)
This is one dog that won't become a stray
We love you, Scooby, yeah (watch you long into the night)
Lows and highs, buddy (be fine with a marathon of Scooby)
Mmm, oh-ho-oh-oh
I know I said "high" (a pot ref'rence? What a story)
Not implyin' nothin' by it, oh yeah (I meant nothin', it's all lies)
Rumours in which I won't get embroiled (I know "Scooby" rhymes, in fact, with "doobie")
Shaggy isn't always high
Hell no, buddy (yeah)