There's a destination a little up the road
From the private phone lines and the cells we know
A place I saw the sign did glow
Little booth with a telephone
Putting in coins and waiting for service
Strange organisms on the telephone
Lymph nodes and glands and just wipe your hands and just wipe your hands

What is that!
I got strange organisms on the telephone
What is that!
I got strange organisms on the telephone
What is that!
I got strange organisms on the telephone
What is that!
[robot voice]: Got strange organisms on the telephone
Take me home from this biohazard zone
That was E. coli there

Dont touch the walls on the side of the booth
Use your disinfectant towels and your slip-on boots
Callers only, quarter spenders go through the moves like video gamers
Clear your throat with your gutteral cough
Face mask keeps the strep virus off
Passing the shingles from host to host
Use anti-bacterial
[sample]: Soap the most

What is that!
I got strange organisms on the telephone
What is that!
I got strange organisms on the telephone
What about those who use those new herbal remedies
Lets take some now baby

Fleas
Strange organisms on the telephone (x 6)

What is that!
I got strange organisms on the telephone
What is that!
I got strange organisms on the telephone
Oh, dear me. Telelphone booth is filthy place
[sample]: "That's horrible, man."

Get my Sudafed
There's a destination a little up the road
From the private phone lines and the cells we know
A place I saw the sign did glow
Little booth with a telephone
Putting in coins and waiting for service
Strange organisms on the telephone
Lymph nodes and glands and just wipe your hands and just wipe your hands

What is that!
I got strange organisms on the telephone
What is that!
I got strange organism on the telephone

I got sickness on my mind
Cure me now doctor
Lets cure me
Lets cure me now doctor
Sick sick sick
The phone's infested baby