Holidays are nice. Next trip, I'll fly to Spain.
Then to Italy, I'll cruise the sea or take a train.
(Disaster!)
Why'd I think that reading foreign signs was fun?
Booked a tour
The wrong one!

Is this Rome? Is this where there's lasagne gelati?
Never seemed that ol' Rome would be tropical,
Or have squalls every day due to icestorms, freezing up this locale!
Rome should be where some art is, not a large herd of gnus!

I caught some
Other plane.
Rome, adieu!

Is this Rome? Do they often use urns to relieve in?
I have climbed through dense woods, with a sledge for days!
Such a maze on a sleigh in the tundra, then down some Incan caves.
Do wogs talk in Swahili? Camp where it's really dry?

I caught some
Other plane.
Rome, goodbye!

Must have missed a left turn! Now I hike through tribes of natives!
Up some snow, across sand, under caverns in Iraq!
Is this Rome? As I fear that I'm at the Nile river...
Took a plane. Crossed the world, off to who-knows-where!
Should take care reading signs, cuz it's swelterin' hot on the range again.
Niagra Falls surrounds me!
Hey, there's Ayer's rock! Cooee!
What a blast!
Loved this whole holiday!
And I took the wrong plane, so... it's freeeee!