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Song Parodies -> "MBT HUGE!"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"MBT HUGE!"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Leopard 3 is coming... the NEW King Tiger on the block. Designed to not only counter the Russian T-14 Armata, but all tanks!!!
MBT HUGE!
Leopard 3,
At 72 tons, a monster is she!
140 (mm) gun,
30 (mm) top and lasers too,
Rotary smoke discharger to obscure views!

MBT HUGE!
Angled armor new,
2000 HP by MTU!
Full skirt covs,
Rear hatch from Jews*,
Thermal masking turns red to blue**!
* adapted from Israel Merkava tank
** IR reduction through cold filter exhaust

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Jonathan - June 23, 2016 - Report this comment
Tanks A Lot! 455
Rob Arndt - June 23, 2016 - Report this comment
So does your ability to comment, Pseudonym nobody! Tanks for dropping by to 1-bomb.
Rob Arndt - June 23, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon. Because of the Russian entry into Syria, and the new Russian T-14 Armata, Angela Merkel authorized the Leopard 3 last year. Although still in concept phase, the tank has several givens. This includes a more powerful MTU turbodiesel to maintain 24+ HP per ton for mobility, the mounting of the new 140mm main gun of longer length with muzzle brake , angled armor mixed with RHS, spaced, and modular (EM is available too but is very complex), aux cannon up top upgraded to a 30mm, laser flak installed and rotary smoke discharger. The engine will be up front and the exhaust cold-filtered to defeat IR. Full armor skirting too and a rear hatch for entry and exit, loading similar to the Israeli Merkava series. Add updated fire control, defensive systems, and hardened turret and bottom hull to defeat top attack missiles and mines. It may even have Anti-IED. The Leopard 2A-7++ is still the king but weighs 67 tons German-loaded. Leopard 3 will be bigger and heavier at est 70-72 tons loaded. Expect the MTU powerpack to be 2000-2200 hp and the suspension augmented.
@Bandit - June 23, 2016 - Report this comment
Holy crap! Do you have any idea what you've let us in for?
Rob Arndt - June 23, 2016 - Report this comment
The description is based on the German MoD releases and military journals. How could there be a book for a tank not yet built? Btw, is anyone here a Panzer driver, commander, gunner, loader, or mechanic? One doesn't have to be to describe a next gen MBT. Use common sense, idiot
Panzer Driver - June 23, 2016 - Report this comment
Worthless information!!??? MTU turbodiesels are mother's milk to me.
Rick Lime - June 24, 2016 - Report this comment
/ Recent use of that crazy word 'yu-uge' / Shoots downhill like an unguided luge / Techno-drivel on tanks? / I'll extend you no thanks, / And award you low scores like a scrooge. / (Unrated)

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