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Song Parodies -> "I Love Booze"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You"
Original Performer:
Barney and the Backyard Gang
Parody Song Title:
"I Love Booze"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Sadly, this sort of thing is true in our society...
I love booze,
Drunk, you see,
I lost my whole family
Pour it in a mug,
or I'll do shots with you,
This is what alcoholism can do!
I love booze,
Gotta pee,
I'll just take a slash in this alley
I've been mugged,
Sexual favors with the dudes,
This is what alcoholism can do!
Spare some change? I need food...
[Dude projectile vomits on his cardboard box home]
"I must be drunk, I'm seeing purple dinosaurs!!!"
Drunk, you see,
I lost my whole family
Pour it in a mug,
or I'll do shots with you,
This is what alcoholism can do!
I love booze,
Gotta pee,
I'll just take a slash in this alley
I've been mugged,
Sexual favors with the dudes,
This is what alcoholism can do!
Spare some change? I need food...
[Dude projectile vomits on his cardboard box home]
"I must be drunk, I'm seeing purple dinosaurs!!!"
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That's why the only beer I stick with is the "root" variety.
^ what Patrick said never touched alcohol never plan to! 5's
I must have had one too many - I was imagining a purple dinosaur singing this.
I'm just a social drinker, mostly in the summer and some rum-brandy mix in my eggnog during the holiday season ( although only 1 cup last year due to how good Southern Comfort eggnog is by itself)!
LMAO! I needed a good laugh today, thank you :) All 5s for you and I'll share on my Facebook. Good job!
Thank you Annie. People do terrible things with this song from the show. I just play around with it. "I Love (fill in the blank)!"
You're welcome :)
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