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Song Parodies -> "Marvel Uncool 4"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You"
Original Performer:
Barney and the Backyard Gang
Parody Song Title:
"Marvel Uncool 4"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Some stupid Marvel villains...
Marvel uncool,
So Bloody,
Swiss Hellcow was drained by Dracula, see?
Resurrection nudge,
After Dracula- in pursuit,
Attacked Howard the Duck, that she mistook!
Stake through the heart wasn't so cute*
Marvel uncool,
She's Fiery!
Feel the burn of Asbestos Lady!
A thieving bunch,
Robbed banks as her flamethrower spewed,
Asbestos fibers caused cancer, killed her & crew!
[Extended]
Marvel uncool,
A doggie,
Lockjaw won't let go of clamping
Bulldog won't budge,
In his jaws he's got you,
Far better things that he can chew!
So Bloody,
Swiss Hellcow was drained by Dracula, see?
Resurrection nudge,
After Dracula- in pursuit,
Attacked Howard the Duck, that she mistook!
Stake through the heart wasn't so cute*
Marvel uncool,
She's Fiery!
Feel the burn of Asbestos Lady!
A thieving bunch,
Robbed banks as her flamethrower spewed,
Asbestos fibers caused cancer, killed her & crew!
[Extended]
Marvel uncool,
A doggie,
Lockjaw won't let go of clamping
Bulldog won't budge,
In his jaws he's got you,
Far better things that he can chew!
* How did Hellcow travel from Europe to Cleveland???
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Marvel-ous! 455
I think Howard the Duck is uncool too... and yet they want a remake! N-o-o-o-o!!!
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