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Song Parodies -> "Weapon Use?"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You"
Original Performer:
Barney and the Backyard Gang
Parody Song Title:
"Weapon Use?"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
A weird story has been circulating about some strange things out of Lake Vostok in Antarctica where the Russians have a base. There is a claim that a scientific group tunneled down the subterranean lake and encountered a new life form. It's a creature like an octopus but with 14 tentacles and it can shape shift to camouflage itself. It has a venom sac that spews a paralyzing gas cloud out to 150 ft. It supposedly killed 2 members of the group before it was captured and seized by Russian security forces that shipped it back home for study and weaponization of the venom. There's only one source who supposedly defected to tell the story. I'm not sold on it, but other living creatures have been discovered in the 400 lakes under glacial ice of Antarctica.
Weapon use?
Organism 46-B,
From Lake Vostok, apparently
Octopus, more arms,
Shape-shifting as it moves,
At 150 feet it can spew venom at you!
Weapon use?
Putin happy,
Unconventional weapons he has plenty
Poisons and drugs,
Armed drones and hypersonics too,
Objekt XIV could be of some use...
[Trump]
Fake news???
Organism 46-B,
From Lake Vostok, apparently
Octopus, more arms,
Shape-shifting as it moves,
At 150 feet it can spew venom at you!
Weapon use?
Putin happy,
Unconventional weapons he has plenty
Poisons and drugs,
Armed drones and hypersonics too,
Objekt XIV could be of some use...
[Trump]
Fake news???
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Begs the question what possible unknown bigger prey/predator would an icelake-living octopus need a superstrong venom to take down?
The Ningen thing? Sorta like if you combined a small blubbery whale with a human. It has dark eyes, a head, torso, and limbs like arms and legs but no hands. It has stingers and a mouth of sharp needle teeth to attack prey. It can also wrap itself around prey like a boa constrictor and squeeze to death. It has been spotted above the surface of Antarctica and in its waters.
and dis was found undah dah sea? 455
Antarctica is a frozen continent. So no. Found under the ice. Antarctica has over 400 lakes. The so-called monster is either a hoax or a mutant. Antarctica was supposed to be a Darwinist wet dream of independent evolutionary freaks. What has been found so far? Nothing of any significance. Exotic creatures live in extreme hot and cold environments because they've adapted.
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