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Song Parodies -> "Fonz Not Cool"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You"
Original Performer:
Barney and the Backyard Gang
Parody Song Title:
"Fonz Not Cool"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli had a dark side...
Fonz not cool,
Looked 'bout 30,
Picked up HS chicks at Arnold's- sleazy
Ralph and Potsie grudge,
His "Office" was the Restroom
Treated 'em like nerds, made 'em both fume
Fonz not cool,
Masculinity,
Hit the jukebox most frequently
Bike he loved,
Upstairs had a garage bedroom,
Got a diploma by taking night school
Dropout, mechanic, acted like a tool
But "Eyy" thumbs-up, for the primp & preening fool
Who Scored...
Mrs. C adored... the knucklehead
Looked 'bout 30,
Picked up HS chicks at Arnold's- sleazy
Ralph and Potsie grudge,
His "Office" was the Restroom
Treated 'em like nerds, made 'em both fume
Fonz not cool,
Masculinity,
Hit the jukebox most frequently
Bike he loved,
Upstairs had a garage bedroom,
Got a diploma by taking night school
Dropout, mechanic, acted like a tool
But "Eyy" thumbs-up, for the primp & preening fool
Who Scored...
Mrs. C adored... the knucklehead
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I always thought Mr. C was the cool one! 5s
Wasn't he the Grand Poobah at the Lodge? Yeah, Leopard Lodge No.462 of Milwaukee!!!
Didn't watch it much, but cool parody though
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