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Song Parodies -> "HB2"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You"
Original Performer:
Barney and the Backyard Gang
Parody Song Title:
"HB2"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The North Carolina Bathroom Bill not repealed.
HB2,
Legality,
How you feel's not reality
Born as such,
Male or Female- YOU!
Restrooms for girls are NOT for dudes!
HB2,
Not deceived,
Use that other restroom- Family!
REPs don't budge,
The results were right on cue
Gender* decides what door to choose!
* The one on your birth certificate!
Legality,
How you feel's not reality
Born as such,
Male or Female- YOU!
Restrooms for girls are NOT for dudes!
HB2,
Not deceived,
Use that other restroom- Family!
REPs don't budge,
The results were right on cue
Gender* decides what door to choose!
* The one on your birth certificate!
California has Family restrooms in most Walmart and Target stores, in malls, or unisex restrooms with one toilet and a door that locks. Same for most fast food restaurants. It is more practical to add a Family restroom to a box store or other store than to allow men into female restrooms with little girls.
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too easy for men to say they "are a woman on the inside," and gain entrance to the ladies' room, just to be pervs. same for women saying they "are men on the inside." because let's be honest here, women can be pervs, too! 455
Great minds think alike. And sometimes even you and I do too. I've had the beginning of this song in my mind ever since I first heard the original. This year I finally found the story that I could finish it with. Years ago I heard a guy describe himself as "a lesbian trapped in a man's body". I haven't looked up the new gender list, so I'm not sure if this category is on it.
Very confusing Patrick, even here in California. You have male and female heterosexuals, then LGBTQ. That covers Lesbians, Gay, Bi, Transsexuals... and Queer? I thought the Q stood for Questionable!!! We have a lot of TS people out here, especially young men who believe they are female. I've been in a public restroom when one has entered. Not really a big deal. But entering a female restroom is another story, especially in open box stores. I advocate the building of more Family restrooms with a single toilet and a lock same as unisex ones. Case closed.
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