It's been one week Everybody Loves Raymond's on TBS,that sucks
Five days Doris Roberts was always showing up every time,what a fuss
Three days watching Enterprise,it's like The Simpsons becoming Totally Spies
Yesterday,TBS censored against Doris Roberts' stupid character

Hold it now,it's Tom Kenny,is he a dummy,he's the voice of Spongebob
I hate his voice,girls and boys,I'd rather left a choice,I hated Spongebob and his voice is way too odd
Forget the girl Prairie Dawn,there is nothing wrong with this Sesame muppet
Bert and Ernie aggravating,when RVing,about the Denver Nuggets
Gonna take a break and never fake out someone,what a big mistake,how pathetic,am I full of anger
Gotta be wise,cause then I'll try,put on a better disguise,I'm a genius and not a headbanger

Someone said I hate The War At Home,there is no place to get really stoned
I'm the kind of guy who likes Power Rangers,not Powerpuff cause they talk to strangers
I have a tendency against certain actors
I have a history of shows that I hate

It's been one week for some distress,Dexter's Laboratory on CBS
Five days,TBS approved that Doris Roberts needs to be removed
It's been three days it's a pity,like a censored version of Sex and the City
Yesterday,like no other,some neighbor wants to change my favorite color

Back in the days where Cow and Chicken,you have Duckman and your brain stops tickin'
Watching Duckman with no lights on,there's nothing wrong with just having fun
I've never met a person named Doris,there was Horace Horsecollar,how obscene
Forget the Digimon or Pokémon,stick to the King of Queens
Gonna stick to G.I.Joe,the vertigo's gonna grow,it's so dangerous,you have to be a hero
Gotta get in tune with Yes,Dear never fear with the man Mike O' Malley who's really not a weirdo

Someone said I hate The War At Home,there is no place to get really stoned
I'm the kind of guy who likes Power Rangers,not Powerpuff cause they talk to strangers
I have a tendency against certain actors
I have a history of shows that I hate

It's been one week when the Boohbahs are taken out,had enough too far
Five days,the Teletubbies are totally aggravating and chubby
Three days a rip-off of a CSI show,it really sucks
Yesterday,people everywhere said Malcolm in The Middle is totally unfair
Malcolm in The Middle is totally unfair
Malcolm in The Middle,life is unfair
Very severe sitcoms beware