Would you pay a million dollars
(Would you pay a million dollars)
If I drew Arab porn?
(If I drew Arab porn?)
And would you pay a million dollars
(Would you pay a million dollars)
For Muhammed and Aisha porn?
(An old man and his brother's little daughter)
And would you pay a million dollars
(Would you pay a million dollars)
If I drew Arab shota?
(Little boys like undiscovered pearls.)
Well, would you pay a million dollars
To buy this stuff?

Would you pay a million dollars?
I could glorify crusaders;
Would you pay a million dollars?
Or paint Muslims as slave traders;
Would you pay a million dollars?
It could go to fund "The Last Temptation Of Muhammed"

"Or maybe, like, 'The Carnal Passion Of Muhammed.'"
"Impure thoughts about luncheon meat?"
"Pshyeah, right! I mean, what he was doing with Aisha."
"Oh, yeah, like an Arabian PBS version of Lolita."
"I've also heard he was planning to marry this little toddler chick..."
"Dude! He was that kinky?"
"And how!"

Would you pay a million dollars
(Would you pay a million dollars)
If I puked on a mosque floor?
(Even a fake mosque floor is cool.)
And would you pay a million dollars
(Would you pay a million dollars)
For some "detainee" performance art?
(Like, wearing leashes, or a black hood?)
And would you pay a million dollars
(Would you pay a million dollars)
For a Koran written in pure blood?
(It's from that crazy dictator's veins!)
So, would you pay a million dollars
To buy this stuff?

Would you pay a million dollars?
Maybe you would like "rape room" decor;
Would you pay a million dollars?
Or naughty pictures from the second Gulf War!
Would you pay a million dollars?
We could serve patrons MRE dinners--

"What's an MRE dinner?"
"Ask the soldiers! It means 'Meals Refused by Ethiopians.'"
"Yum. So what's for desert?"
"Well, the second course is 'Close Female Proximity' and porno magazines."
"Mmm... torture!"
"Heh heh heh...!"

Would you pay a million dollars
(Would you pay a million dollars)
For Bin Laden in a blue dress?
(As in a blue burka: that's cool!)
And would you pay a million dollars
(Would you pay a million dollars)
For Saddam in undress?
(In a pair of, like, whitey-tighties!)
Would you pay a million dollars
(Would you pay a million dollars)
For this jar? The "Piss Koran."
(Isn't that just what you've always wanted?)
Would you pay a million dollars
To buy this stuff?

Would you pay a million dollars?
(Would you pay a million dollars?)
Would you pay a million dollars?
(Would you pay a million dollars?)
If you'd pay a million dollars...
I'd be rich.