Got you a job, you won’t last long
And you look so wrong
Ay oh, you’re Dr. Amigo
Nintendo says that it’s just wrong
And it’s just a gripe
Ay oh, let me research the meds prescribed

I saw you on a website somewhere
Now I’m just shocked ‘cause it’s a face out there
I can't help thinking of you
I'm confused, what shall I do?

Are you a knockoff, or just a bootleg?
Nintendo’s lawsuits are still in my head
A smile on your face and you’ve got green eyes
When I saw, Miyamoto would cry

Got you a job, you won’t last long
And you look so wrong
Ay oh, you’re Dr. Amigo
Nintendo says that it’s just wrong
And it’s just a gripe
Ay oh, let me research the meds prescribed

Got you a job, you won’t last long
And you look so wrong
Ay oh, you’re Dr. Amigo
Nintendo says that it’s just wrong
And it’s just a gripe
Ay oh, let me research the meds prescribed

I remember all this shock that I’ve had
I didn't realize you’ve got a mustache
I’m so confused, you caused Nintendo pain
I'll tell you something’s up, just let me explain

My body shivers when the jingle just plays
If they want me, I’m writhing of pain
Your job’s in Houston, I see
We just know that you’re the worst for thee

Got you a job, you won’t last long
And you look so wrong
Ay oh, you’re Dr. Amigo
Nintendo says that it’s just wrong
And it’s just a gripe
Ay oh, let me research the meds prescribed

Got you a job, you won’t last long
And you look so wrong
Ay oh, you’re Dr. Amigo
Nintendo says that it’s just wrong
And it’s just a gripe
Ay oh, let me research the meds prescribed

Ay oh
Ay oh
Ay oh, you’re Dr. Amigo

Got you a job, you won’t last long
And you look so wrong
Ay oh, you’re Dr. Amigo
Nintendo says that it’s just wrong
And it’s just a gripe
Ay oh, let me research the meds prescribed

Got you a job, you won’t last long
And you look so wrong
Ay oh, you’re Dr. Amigo
Nintendo says that it’s just wrong
And it’s just a gripe
Ay oh, let me research the meds prescribed