Eurovision, Eurovision, Eurovision, Eurovision
Oh Yeah! we know that the songs will all be sh!te
got 'Nil Points' once again
that should be rejected, cause I can't see why

the votes are still all coming, but we've got none and I wonder
if it's due to that Gulf thing? or just a rubbish song we put in
tune-deaf dancing convolutions, turning over's the solution
yes this voting thing's confused me, lets say "Terry Wogan come on home"

Eurovision, Eurovision, Eurovision, Eurovision
Oh Yeah! we know that the songs will all be sh!te
got 'Nil Points' once again
that should be rejected, cause I can't see why

Every single Eurosceptic, petty little old Englander
can't see our songs not very good
it's one more Euro-conspiracy
it's no better and no worser
one more thing to avoid
and I know once I've got the lager in
I will sing along with it I know

Eurovision, Eurovision, Eurovision, Eurovision
Oh Yeah! we know that the songs will all be sh!te
got 'Nil Points' once again
that should be rejected, cause I can't see why

I don't know why I bother, maybe should change the TV station
I would have watched Big Brother, but I honestly can't stand it
and is it the demand that saturdays television's sh!te
Terry Wogan come on home, we know you're wearing a cheap wig alright

Eurovision, Eurovision, Eurovision, Eurovision
Eurovision, Eurovision, Eurovision, Eurovision