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Song Parodies -> "Three Pints"
Original Song Title:
"Three Lions"
Original Performer:
Baddiel And Skinner And The Lightning Seeds
Parody Song Title:
"Three Pints"
Parody Written by:
Craig Randall
The Lyrics
This song is about Gazza not going to the world cup in 1998 because of his drinking problems.
Everyone seems to know the score
He's been out til' half past four
He drank lots
And some more
But Gazza's gonna throw it all up
Gonna blow it all up
Coz' Glenn remembers
Three pints down a shirt
Plastic ti*s still gleaming
Tried to force a burp
After beer and keebab evening
So many joke so many tears
But all those fags and beers
Wear you down
Through the years
But Gazza's gonna throw it away
Gonna blow it away
Coz' Glenn remembers
Three pints down a shirt
Plastic t*ts still gleaming
Tried to force a burp
After beer and keebab evening
He's been out til' half past four
He drank lots
And some more
But Gazza's gonna throw it all up
Gonna blow it all up
Coz' Glenn remembers
Three pints down a shirt
Plastic ti*s still gleaming
Tried to force a burp
After beer and keebab evening
So many joke so many tears
But all those fags and beers
Wear you down
Through the years
But Gazza's gonna throw it away
Gonna blow it away
Coz' Glenn remembers
Three pints down a shirt
Plastic t*ts still gleaming
Tried to force a burp
After beer and keebab evening
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