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Song Parodies -> "Quit Shooting Me With Those Darts"

Original Song Title:

"Quit Playing Games With My Heart"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Quit Shooting Me With Those Darts"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Medic.

Wait...Owww...
Without a dart board, I see
You're not yet through with me
Plunge within my chest, I feel
Hurts even more than it looks
I would dab myself with
Alcohol
Depressing as it may sound
I shouldn't have come
Oh geez, dammit
Quit shooting me with those darts

Chorus:

Quit shooting me with those darts
Before you poke us apart (with those darts)
Quit shooting me with those darts
I know I am not that smart
These things have got to stop (from your darts)
You're poking my heart (those darts)
Quit shooting me with those darts

I live on drugs, the way
George W. Bush does back then
All the things I've stole
Is all gone
Repetitive as it may seem
I've always wanted to
get them back
Irresponsible as I am
But I wish I'm not
Oh geez, baby will you please quit shooting me with those darts

Chorus:

Quit shooting me with those darts
Before you poke us apart (with those darts)
Quit shooting me with those darts
I know I am not that smart
These things have got to stop (from your darts)
You're poking my heart (those darts)
Quit shooting me with those darts

Quit shooting me
I am bleeding
That dart you've thrown pricked my heart
Get me some rubbing alcohol
Ack dammit, dammit this time it's for real
Just stop this right now

Dammit, ohh, quit shooting me
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
Ow ow ow ow ow dammit
Ow ow ow ow

Repetitive as it may seem
I've always wanted to
get them back
Irresponsible as I am
But I wish I'm not
Quit shooting me with those darts

Chorus:

Quit shooting me with those darts
Before you poke us apart (with those darts)
Quit shooting me with those darts
I know I am not that smart
These things have got to stop (from your darts)
You're poking my heart (those darts)
Quit shooting me with those darts
Quit shooting me
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
Ow ow ow ow ow dammit
Ow ow ow ow
Quit shooting me with those darts
With those darts, with those darts
With those darts, with those darts

Ow...

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Anonymous - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment

this ain't funny i can't beleive ppl could stoop so low like you lot bsb r the best nd ur all jealous coz u couldn't sing any better!

WorthlessWisdom - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment

I no whut u mean anonymous. B S B are de best band ever, and they haf a lot of talent and the voises are like angels in the hevens. Also nick is well sexi ;) teehee

Max Power - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment

lol

Bus-Driver - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment

Anonymous does not forgive.

scottmale24 - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment

omg srsly

Net-Terrorist - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment

This calls for an NG raid

NG-Raider - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment

Did someone say raid?

Dickalibur - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment

Don't tease BSB man. I'll have to rape your unborn children while they're still in your nutsack.

Max Power - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment

Yes, somebody said raid.

RaiderBassist - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment

Not racist enuf. And did someone else say raid?

Fangrl - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment

BSB r lik da bst bnd wrld dey r s000 sxy i wsh i cld b wit 1 of dem P.S. Proper grammar and spelling should be irrelevant in every comment

ZenOfAnger - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment

Meh, I preferred the raid on the lil chris forums. Good times... gooooooood times...

Max Power - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment

What happen on lil chris forums?

Twone - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment

Yes, I CAN sing better than those talentless jizzlickers.

Anonymous - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment

Hey look at me, I am a fat whore who is obsessed with the backstreet boys

JoeMation - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment

Backstreet boys suck, there is no need for a parody because everyone already knows they are talentless homos... Quit shooting me with those darts? How the hell is that even supposed to be funny

Saberwulfe - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment

Dear grammar-challenged fangirls, STOP BITCHING! Honestly, the Backstreet Boys were a ridiculous fad, nothing more. And a dead one, at that. Sincerely, Saberwulfe

hate to say this - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment

but fad or not, they aren't dead. . .in 2005 they released a multi-platinum album and they have another one coming out this year, sorry--not a fan of BSB but they aren't dead.

Leonidas - March 29, 2007 - Report this comment

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CyprusX - June 19, 2007 - Report this comment

FROM NG MOFOS! WITH LOVE! *takes out M60*

Xtesh - June 19, 2007 - Report this comment

So yeah, are we done here or what?

SBB - June 19, 2007 - Report this comment

by posting this comment I have proven my existence.

Crue - June 19, 2007 - Report this comment

If Fangrl isn't some random person screwing around and trying to be funny, I'll shoot myself. 1) Backdoor Boys are homosexual. 2) BB sucks, they are only listened to by 12 year old girls. 3) Grammar and spelling are, and always should be relevant in every comment.

Abbott Skelding - July 18, 2011 - Report this comment

Not bad, not the greatest parody I've read and I'm not thrilled that I had to listen to the BSB haha, but nice work

Blaydeman - July 23, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) The topic is funny visually to think about, but honestly doesn't give you much to work with in a song. It's almost like you're watching a movie and the keep using the same basic joke over and over agian, an dthat's the entire movie. That's just the way it felt to me, not bad, but not the best parody ever. Sorry :(

Mark Scotti - July 25, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) I'm really dating myself, but one of my favorite movies is March Of The Wooden Soldiers with Laurel & Hardy. I alway loved the part in the end when they loaded the canon with darts and it accidently shot and filled Hardy's back up with them!

bobpiecheese - July 26, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) Most of the parody was kinda bland, but the hell was up with the second verse? Complete non-sequiter. Definitely not your best effort, man.

Agrimorfee - July 26, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) I agree with bobpiecheese.

D-Mon - July 26, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) Hey, it happens more often than you think :-( It was ok, not extremely funny, I mostly agree with the consensus.

Below Average Dave - July 28, 2011 - Report this comment

I like the title. . .the commentary is fun to read, a BSB back and forth. . .hadn't seen one of those since the late 90s, and that was usually between BSB and NSync fans, in person because the internet wasn't very big yet

Matthias - July 31, 2011 - Report this comment

One of your better ones Max. Well done.

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