Baby i'm thirsty
and it's misery
gimmie just one pour.
Same with porno tapes
I will get the shakes.
You know what i'm lookin for.

Here i am
seventeen
and theres nothin in this worl i can do...
I'm underage baby
gamblin, drinkin, I need you so.
I'm underage baby
theres a drink that i love I want you to know.
Budwieser's the one, I can't...Let it go.

So i told some lies,
even bought some ice.
Now the partys on,
friends are commin by,
some are gettin high.
Puke is in the porcelyn.

Cause here I am
seventeen,
Too young to even be out alone...
Cause I'm underage baby,
smokin drinkin, Ineed you so.
Cause I'm underage baby (yeah)
Theres a drink that i love
I want you to know.
If you ask for a hit, I'll just...Say no.

And I wonder......
are you drinkin for me cause im drinkin for you.
And I wonder.........
Will I ever get a girl in my life.........?

Repeat First Chorus.

I'm underage baby (Underage baby)
(Repeat till end)