johnny walker sat
in hes mansion heres more
with egotistical affairs

with the all cool kids clique
thinks he really rocks
he was a little brat
he's looks esoteric

and a girl at lunchtime
went just up to him
and this is what she said

she said a woman came by
with a letter for you
and this is what the letter said

dear john this is lindsey g the nerd
i wanna date you and have kids and get married
and john if you reject me i'll cry
that was what the letter said
the letter that johnny tore to shreds

then john he got up from the table
slowly he started too laugh

he was thinking of this tomboy
muscled like brenda dygraf
and how her speech impedament
would ruin he's life

then john
he stared off into that girls eyes
and a vision pored his
poor poor heart with dread

that it was her that loved to stalk him
he laughed at her
ripping in hes hand
the letter that johnny walker read
and this is what it said

repeat chorus

(johnny writes her back)

dear nerd
please lindsey leave me alone
i hate your love and you look like a old hag
little did john know she was a big pshycho
she told him if she cant have him no one can
guess what now johnny walkers dead