Pinky: "Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?"
Brain: "The same thing we do every day, Pinky... endure Pinky Dinky Doo, then try to take over the world!
Pinky: "Hey, wait a minute. I am Pinky!"
Brain: "Not you, the OTHER Pinky."
Pinky: "There are two Pinkies??"

The situation's changed
For Pinky and the Brain
No laboratory
Alone in the rain
And someone's looking 'round
For where they might be found
It's stinky for Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain

Their pressure magnified
With every lab they tried
They had to flee constantly
Needing a place to hide

Now some detective guy
Broke in Acme Labs tonight
Luring out both mice
Things aren't very right
Trapped inside a house
Where no single mouse
Has ever gone before anyhow

[Pinky Dinky Doo]: "Hold on a minute. I am Pinky."

Two Pinkies and the Brain
All in one domain
One Pinky was a
Mouse that was insane
The other Pinky was
A little girl because
They're Pinky Dinky Doo as well as Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain

[Pinky the mouse]: "Ba dee ah da dum!"
[Brain]: "Shut the [honk] up, Pinky!!"
[Pinky Dinky Doo]: "That wasn't very nice."