As I walk to the classroom where I harness my brain,
I take a look at my teacher and realize he's very plain.
But that's just perfect for a student like me,
You know I excell at things like publicity.

At 8:30 in the morning, I'm going to school,
Frank does the math and Walter's a fool.
I've been been mathing and fooling so long that
Even Jenkins thinks that my mind is gone.

I'm a man of the halls; I'm into wanderin,
Got a book in my hand and a stub on my chin.
If you finish all your homework and I finish mine,
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1969.

Been spending most our lives livin in a Student's Paradise.
Did Geography once or twice livin in a Student's Paradise.

The principal gave me some detention last week,
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek.
I really don't care; In fact I wish him well,
'Cause I laugh my head of 'cause he can't use gel.

I ain't never punched a classmate, even if he deserved it,
A Cottle with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of.
I never wear overalls but i got a cool cap,
And my homies agree, I really look good in gap, fool.

If you come to visit you will be bored to tears,
We haven't even paid our class dues in 300 years.
We aren't very smart, so please don't point and stare,
We're just acedemically impaired.

There's no football, tennis, no soccer
Not a single luxury.
Like a lecture about the eyes,
Not interesting in the least.

Been spendin most our lives livin in a student's paradise.
We're all plain and simple guys livin in a student's paradise.
You must think it bites livin in a student's paradise.
We live by Crazy Mennonites livin in a student's paradise.