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Song Parodies -> "Leighton Meester"

Original Song Title:

"Rooster"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alice In Chains

Parody Song Title:

"Leighton Meester"

Parody Written by:

carly_carlz

The Lyrics

A little song about my brother's celebrity crush. Or should I say, ONE of them.
[Blair Waldorf quotes spokken during intro]
I'm not a huge advocate of the downtrodden but I am a fan of not stepping on them when I'm at John Derian. If you turn these into lofts then where are they going to live?

Surprised that Dylan won't kill Chuck yet
He loves Leighton and she makes him sweat
He'd have a heart attack if he met her somewhere
He saw her in Seventeen
On the cover of that magazine
He fell in love with her right then and there

Yeah he loves that Leighton Meester
He loves Leighton Meester, yeah
His love ain't gonna die
No, no, no, you know this love ain't gonna die

Yeah he loves that Leighton Meester
He loves Leighton Meester, yeah
His love ain't gonna die
No, no, no, you know this love ain't gonna die

Yeah he loves that Leighton Meester
He loves Leighton Meester, yeah
His love ain't gonna die
No, no, no, you know this love ain't gonna die

He heard the song she sang a while back
It was called "Good Girls Go Bad"
The song she did with Cobra Starship
Is she his only crush? I should say not
He thinks that all teen stars are hot
But he wouldn't mind kissing this girl on the lips

Yeah he loves that Leighton Meester
He loves Leighton Meester, yeah
His love ain't gonna die
No, no, no, you know this love ain't gonna die

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