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Song Parodies -> "Arwen's Lament 2"
Original Song Title:
"Head Over Feet"
Original Performer:
Alanis Morrisette
Parody Song Title:
"Arwen's Lament 2"
Parody Written by:
Arwen
The Lyrics
I have an obsessive nature...so here's another song detailing Arwen's feelings regarding Aragorn's flirtations with that pesky Princess of Rohan
I had no choice but to hate you
When I heard the news through the "lembas vine"
I thought about it
Don't you know that...I'm immortal
A Stupid Human...can't compete with that
Plus I am much cuter
I'm already nauseated because of you
So don't be alarmed if I throw up, 'cause I'm wanting to
And don't be surprised if I hate you for flirting with her
I couldn't help it
It's all your fault
The shock is thick, and it's swallowed me whole
You're so much faster than I gave you credit for
How long have you known her?
I'm already nauseated because of you
So don't be alarmed if I throw up, 'cause I'm wanting to
And don't be surprised if I hate you for flirting with her
I couldn't help it
It's all your fault
She could be a stripper, or a two dollar whore
Things you might find out, if you wait a minute more
Thanks for the gut punch
You've got the best build, a perfect rear end
But I will dump you
Your ass is grass, my friend
It won't take me too long
I've never felt this confused before
Why would you want her? It's just not rational
I am your Ex now...
I am your Ex now...
I'm already nauseated in spite of you
Don't be alarmed if I throw up, 'cause I'm wanting to
And don't be surprised if I hate you for flirting with her
I couldn't help it
It's all your fault
When I heard the news through the "lembas vine"
I thought about it
Don't you know that...I'm immortal
A Stupid Human...can't compete with that
Plus I am much cuter
I'm already nauseated because of you
So don't be alarmed if I throw up, 'cause I'm wanting to
And don't be surprised if I hate you for flirting with her
I couldn't help it
It's all your fault
The shock is thick, and it's swallowed me whole
You're so much faster than I gave you credit for
How long have you known her?
I'm already nauseated because of you
So don't be alarmed if I throw up, 'cause I'm wanting to
And don't be surprised if I hate you for flirting with her
I couldn't help it
It's all your fault
She could be a stripper, or a two dollar whore
Things you might find out, if you wait a minute more
Thanks for the gut punch
You've got the best build, a perfect rear end
But I will dump you
Your ass is grass, my friend
It won't take me too long
I've never felt this confused before
Why would you want her? It's just not rational
I am your Ex now...
I am your Ex now...
I'm already nauseated in spite of you
Don't be alarmed if I throw up, 'cause I'm wanting to
And don't be surprised if I hate you for flirting with her
I couldn't help it
It's all your fault
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Someone I know said they'd rather stick pins in their eyes than see LOTR. But Arwen's problems with Aragorn are better than any soap opera going! Because he's worth it.
I used to be one of those people...and look at me now! They are just afraid because they know they'll end up like me.
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