Verse 1: A young gal turned eight today
She sang so happily
Then cried and threw cake
Make your plates hide
Or they sure will break
She’s got a dark side loaded
That you can’t mistake
Cuz she’s a bit neurotic… so I think

Chorus: She’s insane!
An unsteady brain
Was not on time
So she punctured my veins
Life’s a subway line
And she’s the crazy train
How couldn’t I’ve thought she’s crazy?

Verse 2: Mrs. Whatsherface
Is afraid of thyme
She’s just a fruitcake
Who saves ’93 dimes
She wears Vader masks at night
But that was rad
And as they cart her off
I thought “She wasn’t that bad”
Now isn’t that ironic… don’t you think?

Chorus: She loves rain
On a picnic date
And chili fries
For moisturizing her face
But yet still she tries
To live a normal pace
I think I love her, that’s crazy!

Bridge: Well life has a crazy way
Of sneaking up on you when you think everything’s okay
And everything’s going right
Cuz life likes that iron-ay
It’s ticking you off and you think that your mind’s gone nuts
And everything shows up the next day


Verse 3: A tragic day when she’s declared insane
A known-flying risk, has been forbidden planes
It’s like closets of clothes, but all she wears is in plaid
To have met the girl of your dreams
And knowing she’s driving you mad
Who’s not a bit neurotic? Don’t you think?
Who cares if she’s neurotic? Cuz this chick is with me!

Chorus: We ate crane
On our wedding day
Swam in green slime
That we found in the drain
Please don’t the rice!
It’s the soul of Mark Twain
But I do not think that’s crazy!

Outro: Life is a crazy place
Of screwing ‘round with you
Life has a stupid stupid way
Of working this out
I’m breaking her out.