Song Parodies -> "Scally Girlz"

Original Song Title:

"So Pure"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Scally Girlz"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Raffles is the Scally factory for where I live, and this is based on real life. Still tongue-in-cheek though, as are all my insulting stereotyping lyrics!

You're from Raffles
You just love Burberry
Your retard threats make
My ears hurt

Voice like wet chalk on a
Big fat blackboard
Unapolagetic
For your actions

You'll pure welt me if
I just say hi

I hate your short body
When it's distracting me
Scally Girl
Why can't you just skive

I hate your sense of style
Way you live in denial
Scally Girl
Why can't you just skive

Accused drug abuser and granny raper
You try to do sums and I just go "Duh!"

I hate your squat body
When you try to diss me
Scally Girl
Why can't you just skive

I hate your sense of style
Way you live in denial
Scally Girl
Why can't you just skive

Why can't you just talk normally
Learn to play an instrument
Start a hobby or you could just read a book
That doesn't have pictures

I hate your dwarf body
When you try to kick me
Scally Girl
Why can't you just skive

I hate your sense of style
Way you live in denial
Scally Girl
Why can't you just skive

Scally Girl

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