I had no choice, but to drink it.
It called to me time and again.
I dreamt about it.
You treat me like,
I'm an alcoholic.
I'm not use to being sober.
You asked who I drank with.

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The liquor's already gotten inside of me,
don't be alarmed if I trip over my feet.
And don't be surprised that I flirted with every
man at the bar.
I couldn't help it,
you took my car.

The malt liquor's thick,
I swallowed it hole.
I'm so much braver,
then you give me credit for.
I had no chaser.

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I am the drinker of alcoholic things.
I threw up, and someone held my hair for me.
Thank God for bar patrons.

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You're the best AA counselor
that I've ever met.
I've known so many men with low tolerance.
They couldn't handle the beer bong.

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I've never felt,
this dizzy before.
I never ordered this shot of Malibu.
I can't see the floor now.
I can't see the floor now.

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