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Song Parodies -> "ShamWow World*"
Original Song Title:
"Whole New World"
Original Performer:
Aladdin Soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"ShamWow World*"
Parody Written by:
brightCAP
The Lyrics
Vince from the ShamWow infomercials has a proposition. Prepare to be swept off your feet. *Beware of Imitators
(VINCE:)
I can soak up the world
Turn oceans into vast deserts
Tell me viewer, if ever
You have spilled a glass of wine
Won’t believe your own eyes
It’s a porous world wonder
I’ll absorb your red blunder
For a mold-free carpet ride
A ShamWow world
It's dry without a drop of dew
Follow me camera guy
I’ll take you high
Stay with me you’re not dreaming
[ANNOUNCER:]
A ShamWow world
A dazzling clean it’s like brand new
Tell it the things you fear
It wipes them clear
'Cuz it’s the only sham that’s fully true
(Nineteen ninety-five plus shipping too!)
Unbelievably dry
Indescribable cleaning
Cola, “pet stains,” and coffee
You’ll be sayin “wow” each time
A ShamWow world
(Divers use it up high)
A fine replacement for t.p.
(Roll it up, dry a sweater!)
High as a shooting star
Vince raised the bar
He’ll raise a single eyebrow for you, see!
A ShamWow world
[This is virtually dry]
The Germans made it just for you
[Won’t fill up just gets wetter]
You can sham anywhere
With "wow" to spare
Join me on this ShamWow built for two
A ShamWow world [echo]
No need to weep [echo]
Just sit right here
I’ll dry your tear
With my shammy...
I can soak up the world
Turn oceans into vast deserts
Tell me viewer, if ever
You have spilled a glass of wine
Won’t believe your own eyes
It’s a porous world wonder
I’ll absorb your red blunder
For a mold-free carpet ride
A ShamWow world
It's dry without a drop of dew
Follow me camera guy
I’ll take you high
Stay with me you’re not dreaming
[ANNOUNCER:]
A ShamWow world
A dazzling clean it’s like brand new
Tell it the things you fear
It wipes them clear
'Cuz it’s the only sham that’s fully true
(Nineteen ninety-five plus shipping too!)
Unbelievably dry
Indescribable cleaning
Cola, “pet stains,” and coffee
You’ll be sayin “wow” each time
A ShamWow world
(Divers use it up high)
A fine replacement for t.p.
(Roll it up, dry a sweater!)
High as a shooting star
Vince raised the bar
He’ll raise a single eyebrow for you, see!
A ShamWow world
[This is virtually dry]
The Germans made it just for you
[Won’t fill up just gets wetter]
You can sham anywhere
With "wow" to spare
Join me on this ShamWow built for two
A ShamWow world [echo]
No need to weep [echo]
Just sit right here
I’ll dry your tear
With my shammy...
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Not a sham "wow!" but a real "wow!"
lol... you should do one on the slap chop next...
555 -- Totally original! Are you getting me, new parody guy?
Funny song, I liked the recording as well!
I really like this song, the recording was really nice too. I like how you made it a duet between Vince and the announcer guy in place of the original characters. Nice work!
Great use of the OS, and great pacing too. You captured the in-your-face-ness of those commercials. Especially enjoyed the line about the 'Germans', and the 'brand new/sham that's true/plus shipping too' stanza. Great to meet you BrightCap. Excellent work. Keep writing.
You'll need one giant sized to soak up all the limelight you'll be getting on this one.......I like porfle's comment too
(SOTM) PRODUCT PLACEMENT! It would be awesome if they would actually use this for their commercials. Loved how you incorporated actual quotes from the commercials into the song. Great job and perfect OS to go wtih it! Welcome to the SOTM competitions, and what an entrance you've made. 555 Shammies for you!
[Insert your own suck up joke here]. Pretty good for a first SOTM visit, but it's a fierce round.
(SOTM) I'm only familiar with the Vince Offer through the Epic Rap Battle of History he appeared in, but that was all I need to get what this parody was about. Great stuff here, I'm sure you'll go far in this parody thing. Or something. 555!
SOTM...I really enjoyed this...love Disney music...and you did a great job of capturing the spirit of the infomercials. Nice work!
Even though this is the first parody I've read by you it doesn't seem you're new to the world of parody. This was well paced, great lines, hilariousness abound. I really liked the line about soaking up all the water in the ocean just because it was so off-kilter! I would love to hear this as a recording with the original infomercial playing in the background.
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