I don't want a mess in this refrigerator
I don't want one now or later
Of messes I am a hater
I stand and think sometimes, shocked there's so much rubble
You may think you hate wars i hate them double
Must kill the new condiments before they go cause trouble

Don't wanna start a war
I don't want a drawn out fight
Just want to beat 'em quickly
Since they'll wanna cause us pain
We gotta kill so we're not killed
Spill blood so ours isn't spilled
We gotta beat 'em quickly
Since they wanna cause us pain

I never met ketchup that did not like to brawl
If you know one you know them all
The new one'll try to make us fall
And if I just kill ketchup
We must fight other condiments
So we gotta get them all
In one strike that is intense
Intense so intense

Don't wanna start a war
I don't want a drawn out fight
Just want to beat 'em quickly
Since they'll wanna cause us pain
We gotta kill so we're not killed
Spill blood so ours isn't spilled
We gotta beat 'em quickly
Since they wanna cause us pain

If you don't see things my way
Then i guess you must be blind
If you think that I'm insane
You're the one who lost your mind
If you will not join with me
In my defensive attack
Then you are on my bad side now
So you should watch your back

Don't wanna start a war
I don't want a drawn out fight
Just want to beat 'em quickly
Since they'll wanna cause us pain
We gotta kill so we're not killed
Spill blood so ours isn't spilled
We gotta beat 'em quickly
Since they wanna cause us pain

We gotta stop a war
Gotta stop a drawn out fight
Since they wanna cause us pain