There's somethin' wrong with my mind today
I don't know what it is
Disease I can't recognize
I rather have an appointment
At a doctor's office
Although I'm still alive

I'm livin' without AIDS... livin' without AIDS
Livin' without AIDS... livin' without AIDS

There's somethin' wrong with my mind today
Did I get an HIV
Or maybe a brain tumor?
If you guess my disability
As well as some strange disease
But mister, this couldn't be worth humor

I'm livin' without AIDS
You could stop yourself from sneezin'
Livin' without AIDS
E. Coli got you down?
Livin' without AIDS
You could stop yourself from coughin'
Livin' without AIDS

Tell me, do you think I'm having brain tumor
There's no humor, it was rumored a total disease
I'm looking for a cure for this brain damagin'
Couple weeks later, my blood will go out rampagin'
That sometimes happens, my friend
Again & again & again & again

Something's wrong in my mind today
But things will be all right
Now I'm out of whack when a heart attack
Just installed some genocide

[three scanner beeping sounds, then one long scanner beeping sound]

Livin' without AIDS
You could stop yourself from bird flu
Livin' without AIDS
CMVs got you down?
Livin' without AIDS
You could stop yourself from stigma
Livin' without AIDS

Livin' without AIDS
What a strange disease, what a strange disease
Livin' without AIDS
What a strange disease, what a strange disease
Livin' without AIDS
What a strange disease in me
Livin' without AIDS, yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah