shoppers at the mall at a loss, man
gawkin' at my girl and me
our trousers and our tops, we're tossin'
indulgin' in a fantasy
and of course, they're gonna look
its not a sight you often find
you really need a gal who's a total kook
to even think of tryin'

love on an escalator
gettin' worked up as we're headin' down
love on an escalator
people look up cause we're foolin' 'round

whacky on the escalator
can't wait a second more
and if i had to rate her
i'd give that girl a healthy score

this kinda joke sure takes pluck
our bodies feel so alive
she said "i need to relax, they can all view, honey
i can't suppress this drive"

love on an escalator
gettin' worked up as we're headin' down
love on an escalator
people look up cause we're foolin' 'round

on the where ?..on the where ?
funny, what a time...we both were bare
love on an escalator

people perk up when they see us pound

love on an escalator...foolin' 'round

love on an escalator
gettin' worked up as we're headin' down
love on an escalator
people look up cause we're foolin' 'round

gonna be a gent and hop her
gonna be without a care
gonna do the stunt and pop her
right out in the public square

gotta get it timed just right
once security has passed
we're naked by the way
it sure feels chilly...on my unclad ass

love on an escalator
gettin' worked up as we're headin' down
love on an escalator
people look up cause we're foolin' 'round