There's somethin' wrong with our shrubs today
They sure look like a wreck
Shears cut them down to si-i-ize

We're seeing stalks growin' every way
and I said "what the heck"
and did I fertili-i-ize ?
No!

We're cuttin' on the hedge
Cuttin' on the hedge (oh!)
Cuttin' on the hedge (oh!)
Cuttin' on the hedge...

There's somethin' wrong with our yard today
The bush is gettin' thick
Climbin' towards the sky (why...)

I can tell y'all the hard work
And time's moving none to quick
And Mother Nature cannot be denied
No!

We're cuttin' on the hedge
(We can't help ourselves from prunin')
((sweaty bodies, sweaty bodies))

Trimmin' on the hedge
(Rap-id-ly approach-ing June...)
((sweaty bodies, sweaty bodies))

Cuttin' on the hedge
(We can't stop ourselves from prunin')
((sweaty bodies, sweaty bodies))

Trimmin' on the hedge
(sweaty bodies, sweaty bodies)

I'll tell you what I think about the sit-u-a-tion
Aggravation, Irritation
I'm gettin' a 'tude...
Yeah

If Mother Nature tells you that the rain is showin'
Even if it wasn't would they still be growin'
Back again?
I bet you would that hedge
Again, my lament, it's torment, what I get, once again...

( solo )

Yeah,
I'll tell you what I think about the sit-u-a-tion
'Nihilation, Radiation
I'm gettin a nuke...

Ohhh!

If deva-station kills you and the plants are glowin'
Even if it was would they still be growin'
Back again?
I'd like to kill that hedge
No friend, it's the end, for the hedge, oh but then

There's something right with our yard today
And everybody's seen our lawn
We ignore it though or stand and watch it grow
There'd be another springtime weekend gone:

We're cuttin' on the hedge
(We can't help ourselves from prunin')
((sweaty bodies, sweaty bodies))

Trimmin' on the hedge
(Rap-id-ly approach-ing June...)
((sweaty bodies, sweaty bodies))

Cuttin' on the hedge
(We can't stop ourselves from prunin')
((sweaty bodies, sweaty bodies))

Cuttin' on the hedge
(sweaty bodies, sweaty bodies)

Cuttin' on the hedge (oh!)
Cuttin' on the hedge (oh!)
Cuttin' on the hedge (oh!)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no...

*We take it to, take, take it to, take it to

Cuttin' on the hedge
(We just look foward to autumn)
Cuttin' on the hedge
(We now look foward to fall..)
Cuttin' on the hedge
(Hur-ry up seasons need changin')
Cuttin' on the hedge ( arghh..)

Trimmin' up the hedge
(You can't trim yourself)
(You can't trim yourself)
Cuttin' on the hedge
(I can't wait myself for fall)
((Tired body, tired body))
Choppin' up the hedge
(I can't help myself)
(I can't help myself)
Pullin' out the hedge
(For my mental health)
(And I've hurt myself)
Tearin' out the hedge
(I can't help myself from tearin'....)
Rippin' up the hedge...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you know I did that now

ohhh.........