Prank- it's my favorite hobby
Prank- just makes me feel so naughty
Prank- a fake upchuck or crank call, yes
Prank- is the paint on the blank wall

Prank- is the eggs on your auto
Prank- "just kidding" is my motto
Prank- is the bag on your front stoop
That is- burning and filled with the dog poop

Prank- is the sign on your back
Prank- when there's humor you lack
Prank- gets me hit with a cup
And I think everyone needs to just lighten up
What the hell's wrong with you?

Tonight it will be a real doozy
My boss on the net with a floozy
Prank-it's a photoshop phony
It stinks, I get fired and no money

Prank- on your house with T. P.
Prank- it's a riot to me
Prank- when you get a joy buzz
And I think everyone needs to not call the fuzz
What the hell's wrong with you?

I want to be the joker
Deal you five aces in poker
A prank when ten pizzas I order
Prank- Got your voice on recorder, yeah

Prank- when I call up your wife
Prank- Say you're clinging to life
Prank- gets me hit with a suit
And I think everyone does not think I'm so cute
What the hell's wrong with you?