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Song Parodies -> "Red Ant Surprise"
Original Song Title:
"Beautiful Life"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ace of Base
Parody Song Title:
"Red Ant Surprise"
Parody Written by:
Below Average Dave
The Lyrics
This one was inspired by two people. One fairly obvious, and the other not so much, to read about it, head over to the free recording and read the inspiration, Hear Red Ant Surprise Free!.
You can pack what you want on picnic day
What you put on the napkin will be gone away
Don't you ever consider fighting back
You will find--oooh
Park is full of red ants ooohh
They are stronger than heck ooohh
Eat you up in a glance ooohh
They just wanna eat here beside you
Don't spray until they are gone
They will group in your car when you run out
There's so many ants there
They gonnna chew you up
Ants ate your beef n stew
A tribal tune
Sugar's sweet ooohhh
Ants will put up a fight ooohh
and their stings really bite ooohh
They chomp down with their might ooohh
and they do not care if it hurts you
Oh yeah!!
Ants Bite!!
They just wanna eat here beside you
They'll bite until your food is gone
Your looking for a bench that's alone
No red ants near your lawn
but now ants are flying towards your plate
You cannot escape them
They are flying to bite Ooohh
because you brought fried rice Ooohh
They just want some cream pie Ooohh
They just want to feed all their family
They don't like it when you spray
(Red ants just want some rice)
I'm gonna run now to a different park I've never been before
(Then they started to bite)
Don't try to spray them 'cause they'll only come out stronger than before
(Oh yeah, Pork Grinds)
(It's the Red Ant Surprise)
(Yeah, canned Sprite)
(The Red Ant eats tonight)
Yes the ant wins tonight
I can see a red tide
Red Ants fight with a bite
Red Ants fly in the sky
They can fend on their own
Make you run to your home
They aren't scared of your kind
The Red Ant eats tonight
What you put on the napkin will be gone away
Don't you ever consider fighting back
You will find--oooh
Park is full of red ants ooohh
They are stronger than heck ooohh
Eat you up in a glance ooohh
They just wanna eat here beside you
Don't spray until they are gone
They will group in your car when you run out
There's so many ants there
They gonnna chew you up
Ants ate your beef n stew
A tribal tune
Sugar's sweet ooohhh
Ants will put up a fight ooohh
and their stings really bite ooohh
They chomp down with their might ooohh
and they do not care if it hurts you
Oh yeah!!
Ants Bite!!
They just wanna eat here beside you
They'll bite until your food is gone
Your looking for a bench that's alone
No red ants near your lawn
but now ants are flying towards your plate
You cannot escape them
They are flying to bite Ooohh
because you brought fried rice Ooohh
They just want some cream pie Ooohh
They just want to feed all their family
They don't like it when you spray
(Red ants just want some rice)
I'm gonna run now to a different park I've never been before
(Then they started to bite)
Don't try to spray them 'cause they'll only come out stronger than before
(Oh yeah, Pork Grinds)
(It's the Red Ant Surprise)
(Yeah, canned Sprite)
(The Red Ant eats tonight)
Yes the ant wins tonight
I can see a red tide
Red Ants fight with a bite
Red Ants fly in the sky
They can fend on their own
Make you run to your home
They aren't scared of your kind
The Red Ant eats tonight
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Ooooooooo!!! Now do one called, "Matthias Guy" to "I Saw The Sign", Tee-hee
I really enjoyed doing this one, thank you Matthias, I have to come back later and read everyone elses after work (sadly just woke up). . .It was fun writing one like this, I think I'll have to make ones that cleverly use each name in the Ages Comp, this was way more fun for me than anything else I've done this year.
Would rather deal with the antman than the taxman! 555
Wow, Dave, that was a great recording - perhaps your best so far. I can't vouch for other Red Ants, but yeah, I'd probably gank the beef stew and ice cream (if it were coffee). Alas, I can't fly, but I can five!
Looks like you surprised Red Ant, B.A.D. I can’t wait to see who your next victim is.
What about a Fitu Surpise?
LOL Fitu. . .I will keep you in mind, for this parody the theme Red Ant worked best though:)
Hey Fitu! Where you been buddy? Just kidding, lol.
BTW ...to Matthias: the song you're referring to is simply titled "The Sign".
To Dave: I think this is funny. 5's
BTW ...to Matthias: the song you're referring to is simply titled "The Sign".
To Dave: I think this is funny. 5's
b.a.d. you got me itching gonna give you 5s and a pair of big boots ! great job.
I'm still waiting to read, and hear, "Matthias Guy", lol, Just kidding
(AGES) I don't like Ace of Base, but I liked this parody! The up-tempo rhythm makes one picture the little ants scurrying around, teehee.
(ABC) likewise I'm sure.
A wonderful tribute to one of our veteran parody writers--what? Oh, this is really about ants! Funny song, loved the recording, can't wait for the video =)
Even more waiting for "Matthias Guy", lol, Still just kidding
No longer waiting for "Matthias Guy"
ABC-Good
(ABC3) See above! (btw, it's "Pork Rinds", which rule when freshly cooked)
(AGES) Ha! Listened to your recording, and it RULED! Loved it!
I agree with bobpiecheese, the recording was great. Lyrics weren't bad either.
I can't wait to see what he has in store for me (lol). But this one was great -- what a way to poke fun at a common problem for picnickers.---MM
(Ages) What a clever concept! Granted, I've never been on many picnics, but the whole concept of being attacked by flying ants...eeek!
(ABC) great stuff, BADave - great recording too! - if red ants want to feed their families why don't they go on their own picnics, huh? huh? - grumble - 555
(ABC) Good parody and recording. 555 for each.
ABC- That's awesome. I salute you sir. Great recording as well! 5-5-5
(AGES_ Read it, voted on it when it was submittedj ust never commented 5s
(ABC) DUDE....what a FORMIC ACID trip.
(R's) same as previous comment.---MM
You know MM, I may just have to take you up on that someday. . .but I never announce them, just ask Matthias:)
(ABC) Sounds like a painful experience. Guess not all parodies can be a picnic. Good job, Dave.
(Artistry) Let me add to the swarm of 5's for this one.
See above.
Fitu, if you'tr reading this, I mentioned you in my parody.
(Artistry) scurrying back in again...
(Artistry) See above! Still awesome!
(Artistry) - see above and below Security code is DHL...one could say that you delivered here. The only problem I had is you missed a rhyme in the first chorus. Also, I disagree with your pacing comment on mine because the ohhh in this song is not one continuous sound but four short ones.
Ever step in these sons a bi-a-tches while you're mowing the lawn? These SUCK! But 5-5-5 on your parody, man!
Although I hate ants this song is cool.
Thank you everyone for your comments guys--I really appreciate it:)
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