Song Parodies -> "All That She Wants (is Another Chablis!)"

Original Song Title:

"All That She Wants (is Another Baby)"

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Original Performer:

"All That She Wants (is Another Chablis!)"

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The Lyrics

Written for Artistry. The song is about the girls who expect everything and won't give anything in return (except teasing). They know who they are.

He needs a lonely wife,
just like a michelle fife !

well she woke up mate and she was a sight
time to get her of her bum !
we opened up her thighs and caught
her knick-ers falling !
it's not a day for water
it's a day for drinking can!
a legless sad old bitch who's having none
it's gonna cost ya!

All that she wants is another chablis
this girls the hoi polloi
All debutantes just another maybe
All that she wants is a lotus esprit
Shes come here to enjoy
All that she wants is a week in capri !

(all debutantes)

(all debutantes)

so if she's not to bright and the time is right
use rohypnol, she's a fox !
this mental vice that tortures you
can't last for-ever!
it is the height of fashion
which means you have to try!
beware she may be cashing in your prize
she's out to bleed you.

all that she grunts is a sarky whoopee !
she's on the borrow boy!
oh how she taunts, "when you gonna lay me ?"
all that he wants is a wailing banshee
see you tomorrow, boy
all that he gets is another maybe!

last thing she wants is to make a baby
you've got no chance boy
all that she wants is to take your money.
what if i change and i grow a goatee?
don't want a barrow boy
i'll kick her out if you'd only let me

all that she flaunts

hate debutantes

i left the "p" of fife (as in Pfeiffer) on purpose because someone is bound to have not heard of her and i didn't to confuse anyone (to much)

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antoine a - May 13, 2007 - Report this comment

i love this song,and your parody is fun and original,well work

Max Power - May 17, 2007 - Report this comment

Artistry - Good

Matthias - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment

A million dollar parody (All wasted on your wife)

Rex - May 19, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Fortunately I was always too poor to attract this type. Unfortunately I was always too poor to attract this type.

Agrimorfee - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Let's toast to our friendly duel...you bring the champagne, I'll bring the Enfamil! :)...This was pretty good, although involving "Michelle Pfeif" (lol) was a little questionable. :)

bobpiecheese - May 23, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) IMO, leaving the the 'p' of fife just makes people more confused! Awesome pacing on this one, mate.

Ethan Mawyer - May 27, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I agree with bobpie about the P. There were some clever lines in here, but some of the lines confused me .

Below Average Dave - May 28, 2007 - Report this comment

Pacing is great. . .some of the lines kinda threw me off. . .but clearly you are improving from the first parody I've read by you, not matching your prior effort in Round 1, but still good.

Syncronos - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment

Sounds like Britney Spears before rehab...and near spot on pacing. Your inspiration is like mine: weird and sporadic...

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