Song Parodies -> "Can't Bathe The Cat"

Original Song Title:

"It Ain't Over Yet"

Original Performer:

"Can't Bathe The Cat"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I'd like to apologize in advance for the lack of pussy puns in this parody - it really is about aided feline hygiene.

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I should have forseen
It's getting out of hand
My arms are full of lesions
It's been a flop, kitty's disinclined
Kitty's had me shread

I have failed hitherto
Wet and deaf from all the wrawl
It wriggles like a cyclone
And my fingers have been mauled

I can't achieve it - I can not bathe the cat
I can't bathe the cat
I feel aggrieved that - I can not bathe the cat

I feel its whiskers stinking
Sneaking up behind
A clean cat's my goal
Hallo - I'm out of mind!

An hour of delusion
Kept me trying many ways
I've joints in subluxation
An' nose that's come away

I've just been falling flat
Can't bathe the cat
I've tried to heave it
I've tried deceive it
I'm such a peeved git
I can't retrieve it - so I can't bathe the cat

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