Song Parodies -> "Kryptonite (Ballad Of Christopher Reeve)"

Original Song Title:

"Kryptonite"

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Original Performer:

"Kryptonite (Ballad Of Christopher Reeve)"

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The Lyrics

I took my horse out for a ride to ease my super mind
I left my suit and cape hidden somewhere that no one else could find
I planned to ride almost a quarter until noon
I felt the early morning dew

I planned to ride almost a quarter until noon
After all I knew I had to be somewhere along with you
I really don't know what happened to me then
My horse he dismounted me off around the bend

If I get clumsy then will you still call me Superman?
If I am paralyzed will you be there on my demand?
Will you stay by my side without superhuman might?
Kryptonite

You called me strong
But now I'm weak,
Immobile in this chair for keeps.
I took for granted all the times I ever walked around.
I stumbled then I bumped my head
And broke my spine
I should be dead
My horse tripped up and broke my back on solid ground!

If I get clumsy then will you still call me Superman?
If I am paralyzed will you be there on my demand?
Will you stay by my side without superhuman might?
Kryptonite

If I get clumsy then will you still call me Superman?
If I am paralyzed will you be there on my demand?
Will you stay by my side without superhuman might?
Kryptonite

YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

If I get clumsy then will you still call me Superman?
If I am paralyzed will you be there on my demand?
Will you stay by my side without superhuman might?
Kryptonite

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Adagio - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Insensitive

Claude Prez - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment

This had a lot of potential. "Broke my back on solid ground" I liked. Overall not too bad but for my taste not quite funny enough to really offset the insensitivity.

Jonathan C. - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Since you are a newbie, Johnny, I'll let you down easy. But please be aware next time that paralysis is not a laughing matter, especially for Mr. Reeve.

ruth46 - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment

ah, another decade error. I thought we knew that this song was from the year 2000, so it should go in the 2000s section, not 90s. Maybe it was recorded before 1/1/00, but it was definitely a hit in '00.

Decade Police - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment

Looks like someone beat us to ticketing this parody. Good work, ruth46!

madlyn - October 08, 2003 - Report this comment

I though that it was preety funny

monkey boy - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment

funny stuff

meryl - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Tasteless and insensitive.

Connor Peterson - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment

I thought it was Hilarious.........glub,glub....glub, glub

SLIM - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment

where can i download this song? i had it before and lost it now i cant find it anywhere . cand someone tell me where i can donload this. THANKS...................... ITS TO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

delta - March 29, 2010 - Report this comment

Did anyone actually make this song? Can't find it anywhere.

Johnny Pyro - May 30, 2010 - Report this comment

I wrote the parody. I think Slim is talking about the actual song, not my parody.

Conky - October 09, 2011 - Report this comment

Johnny there has to be a place to d/l this because like SLIM I had this before on my old comp ( 4 maybe 5 yrs ago ) but a twit formatted it before I can save stuff....If its not available anymore re up it....This song cracks me up

Johnny Pyro - January 02, 2012 - Report this comment

Somebody owes me money then. Because I wrote the above from scratch. Maybe someone took it then made a video.

tazman - June 08, 2013 - Report this comment

Did someone use 3 doors downs music? I heard this on Sirius satellite radio and I have it on my ipod. I don't remember who performed it

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