I think I just crashed the Jeep again
I am not quite sure, can't see shite
All I see is a big blurr
I see lots of flames
Everything's all fuzzy tonight

Now I'm really fucked
My licence will be stripped away
That's what I get for driving plastered
Cause when I pound the booze away
I drive reckless
I tend to drive reckless
I know I drive reckless

So the next day, I am chuggin' some beer
Some git gets in my face
Thought I could deal with this twat, but he's so big
My vision lies again

Now I'm really fucked
This guy will pound my arse today
What I get for being smashed
Cause when I slam the pints away
I act reckless
I lose my thought process
And then I act reckless

[instrumental break of guy-beating-the-shit-outta-me-ness]

I'm so dumb
I know that when I get drunk
I do these things that can fuck me up
I really don't think that much

Ev'rytime I'm pissed
I'm in regret the whole next day
That and court come hand-in-hand
Cause when I chug the sauce away
I am reckless
I'm always reckless
But booze is so precious

[outro of me-stupidly-guzzling-away-again-ness]