Big game, some rain
Maybe a hit off the maryjane.
Good eats, wet seats
Keepin’ mud off the players’ cleats.
They come rollin’ just as fast as they can
Tryin’ to keep the field dry on this tarp pressed land.

Ground crew, more brew
Pancho’s soaked and so are shoes.
Lawn vast, roll fast
Runnin’ wild must’ve been a blast.
The dugout’s flooded with the infield sand
Tryin’ to keep the field dry on this tarp pressed land.

Delay, same pay
Can’t predict if they’ll ever play.
Rainout, downspout
Nothing dry and lookin’ for drought.
A doubleheader seems the Master’s plan
Tryin’ to keep the field dry on this tarp pressed land.