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Song Parodies -> "Cross Dressed Man"
Original Song Title:
"Sharp Dressed Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
ZZ Top
Parody Song Title:
"Cross Dressed Man"
Parody Written by:
Silly Willie
The Lyrics
Pink slip, pink shoes
And I don't want to go where you're goin' to
Silk dress, lace bra
Hard to guess what sex you are
Only thing you might attract is a man
'Cause ain't no girl crazy 'bout a cross dressed man
Blond wig, gold ear rings
Got to tuck away your ding-a-ling
Lipstick, smooth chin
Elastic girdle holds your stomach in
Only thing you might attract is a man
'Cause ain't no girl crazy 'bout a cross dressed man
Fur coat, fur hat
Your bra needs stuffing 'cause your chest is flat
Bracelets, lace gloves,
Lookin' out for some gay love.
Only thing you might attract is a man
'Cause ain't no girl crazy 'bout a cross dressed man
And I don't want to go where you're goin' to
Silk dress, lace bra
Hard to guess what sex you are
Only thing you might attract is a man
'Cause ain't no girl crazy 'bout a cross dressed man
Blond wig, gold ear rings
Got to tuck away your ding-a-ling
Lipstick, smooth chin
Elastic girdle holds your stomach in
Only thing you might attract is a man
'Cause ain't no girl crazy 'bout a cross dressed man
Fur coat, fur hat
Your bra needs stuffing 'cause your chest is flat
Bracelets, lace gloves,
Lookin' out for some gay love.
Only thing you might attract is a man
'Cause ain't no girl crazy 'bout a cross dressed man
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LOL! Funny! 5's
I'm a huge ZZ Top fan...this is just hilarious!
555, and it's even funnier with the ZZ Top guitarists' long beards in the picture!
very well done...5s
Size 5s all the way across.
Comes across fairly OK.
Well done, but hasn't this already been a dressed? I mean, done before? I'm sure I've seen it...
Well done, but mistaken. I like them muchly. Or am I weird?
LOL I FRICKEN LOVE THIS
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