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Song Parodies -> "Mosquito Bites"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Mosquito Bites"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Story of a desperate man's attempt to end his own misery of mosquito bites.
How can you fight
Mosquito bites?

How can I scratch them all
When I can't scratch at all?

That itching rash
It is spreading
I'm getting trashed

Now it's over
Just cut them...
Off.
Too bad he didn't scratch the areas around the bites or use the Chinese white flower soothing oil, it would have helped.
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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7
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Jonathan - November 22, 2016 - Report this comment
I know all too well about this, gave myself a rash scratching a mosquito bite not long ago. 5s
Rob Arndt - November 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Jon, beware of the Zika Virus!
John Lomain - November 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Ah, I know. If you forget to put repellent on they'll soon remind you. Especially if you're visiting a naturist resort, I know
Justin - November 23, 2016 - Report this comment
This sure beats songs about limericks!
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - November 23, 2016 - Report this comment
Wickedly terse!
? - November 23, 2016 - Report this comment
You've got malaria.

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