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Song Parodies -> "Cats Are Mean"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Cats Are Mean"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Do they look mean to you? They sure do!
Lick themselves clean
Still really mean

If you think she likes you
I have bridge sell to you!

The purring
The shedding
That hissing...

Cats are really mean
Even if you're very...
Lean.

*black cat crosses the path*
AAAAAAAAAAAAGH, WITCHCRAFT!
Yeah, the last bit was stolen from Nostalgia Critic.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 11

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Jonathan - December 04, 2015 - Report this comment
that's why I'm a dog person! 5's

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