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Song Parodies -> "Juicing Up!"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Juicing Up!"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Well, one of the ads starred Clemens so why not?
Not really clean
Not really lean

My career neared its end
One thing I could depend

I'm juicing
I'm cheating
Want that ring!

The ending looms
My muscles will go...
Boom.
There is a huge irony. Shouldn't athletes be praised for bulking up in the most American way possible? Captain America does it so basically, they wanted to be just like him.

Sports writers are hypocrites.
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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7
Total Votes: 14

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? - December 02, 2015 - Report this comment
What do you mean in this?
Rob Arndt - December 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Sorry Max, but Captain American was injected with Supersoldier syrum and then bombarded with Vita-Rays!!! Not the same thing. But 555 for trying!
Jonathan - December 02, 2015 - Report this comment
a parody with some Juice! (apple of course...) 5's
Zest Suxx - December 03, 2015 - Report this comment
in Navy boot camp we had to shower with Zest soap. That crap leaves a film on your skin. You got the first part right.

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