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Song Parodies -> "I'm Contagious"
Original Song Title:
"Contagious"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Y&T
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Contagious"
Parody Written by:
44Nifty
The Lyrics
Dedicated to my father. He's not dead, he's just responsible for me liking Y&T.
Hockin' up a loogie, twice the speed of sound
Callin' up the doctor, tell my boss, "I'm out"
Grab some pills, I'm takin' tons of 'em
I got the illness, gonna cough a lung
Ruin your appetite
Woah
In quarantine, I'm contagious
Woah- [hocking sound]
That's disgusting, I'm contagious
Usin' so much Cleenex
More than just a cold
Maybe influenza
Or it's the Black Death
Won't go to work when I'm feelin' bad
Forget about it, won't go overtime
No way I'm working overnight
Woah
It's hideous, I'm contagious
Woah
It's hazardous, I'm contagious
You know what plague I've got
Oh, tell me, doc!
[hack, cough, wheeze]
Woah
It's getting hazardous, I'm contagious
Woah
Killin' me, what a virus, I'm contagious
Callin' up the doctor, tell my boss, "I'm out"
Grab some pills, I'm takin' tons of 'em
I got the illness, gonna cough a lung
Ruin your appetite
Woah
In quarantine, I'm contagious
Woah- [hocking sound]
That's disgusting, I'm contagious
Usin' so much Cleenex
More than just a cold
Maybe influenza
Or it's the Black Death
Won't go to work when I'm feelin' bad
Forget about it, won't go overtime
No way I'm working overnight
Woah
It's hideous, I'm contagious
Woah
It's hazardous, I'm contagious
You know what plague I've got
Oh, tell me, doc!
[hack, cough, wheeze]
Woah
It's getting hazardous, I'm contagious
Woah
Killin' me, what a virus, I'm contagious
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