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Song Parodies -> "900 Pounds, About (Eating Grand Finale)"
Original Song Title:
"Roundabout"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Yes
Parody Song Title:
"900 Pounds, About (Eating Grand Finale)"
Parody Written by:
Cheezmeister
The Lyrics
Haven't submitted a parody in a while, probably won't any time soon, I'm getting busy. I guess high school will do that to ya. This one's just a little something that I had almost done for too long; what might be the result of a food-addicted fat guy's doctor threatening to clobber him with a knobbly stick if he doesn't diet immediately
900 pounds, about
I cleaned the Olive Garden out
Spent a day's whole wage
I've got peas and pork and cheez, this is my eating grand finale
I got some Burger King
Few hundred fries, a chicken wing
Everything made my way
I've got steak and corn and cake, this is my eating grand finale
When I laugh, china breaks
Cavernous mouth, thunder thighs,
Planes can land there
While you're up, some bacon, please
A gross will do
Grape juice and a napkin,
Bread and butter too
24, blood pressure's 300
Over 202
(Quick instrumental)
This is great lemming stew
You volunteered? How kind of you!
I suck up atmosphere
I've got steak and corn and cake, this is my eating grand finale
When I laugh, china breaks
Cavernous mouth, thunder thighs,
Planes can land there
While you're up, some bacon, please
A gross will do
Grape juice and a napkin,
Bread and butter too
24, blood pressure's 300
Over 202
I might explode, it's true,
But I've just got to go out with a bang
There's nothing left to do,
Ow! Oh, did I just eat my left hand?
And these here onion rings
Are quite delightful, if a bit bland
(Quick instrumental)
Here are the candied yams
We shall soon find out what's fresh or canned
And with a bit of thyme
This mouse-and-monkey pie should taste grand
Slowly the table clears
Bring on the wine and dry ale and beers
900 pounds about
I cleared the Olive Garden out
900 pounds about
I cleared the Olive Garden out..
When I laugh, china breaks
Cavernous mouth, thunder thighs,
Planes land there
Now I need to phone my lawyer;
I taste hair!
(Instrumental)
900 pounds, about
I cleaned the Olive Garden out
Spent a day's whole wage
I've got peas and pork and cheez, this is my eating grand finale
When I laugh, china breaks
Mountains my nip's and my thighs
Planes can land there
Where's the baked potato and the cordon bleu?
Ten ribs, then a pork chop
Then I'll do the Dew
24, blood pressure's 300
Over 202
Chef:
He no pay for dragon bowl!
He no pay for dragon bowl!
Waiters:
Tip! Tip! Tip!
Tip! Tip! Tip!
I cleaned the Olive Garden out
Spent a day's whole wage
I've got peas and pork and cheez, this is my eating grand finale
I got some Burger King
Few hundred fries, a chicken wing
Everything made my way
I've got steak and corn and cake, this is my eating grand finale
When I laugh, china breaks
Cavernous mouth, thunder thighs,
Planes can land there
While you're up, some bacon, please
A gross will do
Grape juice and a napkin,
Bread and butter too
24, blood pressure's 300
Over 202
(Quick instrumental)
This is great lemming stew
You volunteered? How kind of you!
I suck up atmosphere
I've got steak and corn and cake, this is my eating grand finale
When I laugh, china breaks
Cavernous mouth, thunder thighs,
Planes can land there
While you're up, some bacon, please
A gross will do
Grape juice and a napkin,
Bread and butter too
24, blood pressure's 300
Over 202
I might explode, it's true,
But I've just got to go out with a bang
There's nothing left to do,
Ow! Oh, did I just eat my left hand?
And these here onion rings
Are quite delightful, if a bit bland
(Quick instrumental)
Here are the candied yams
We shall soon find out what's fresh or canned
And with a bit of thyme
This mouse-and-monkey pie should taste grand
Slowly the table clears
Bring on the wine and dry ale and beers
900 pounds about
I cleared the Olive Garden out
900 pounds about
I cleared the Olive Garden out..
When I laugh, china breaks
Cavernous mouth, thunder thighs,
Planes land there
Now I need to phone my lawyer;
I taste hair!
(Instrumental)
900 pounds, about
I cleaned the Olive Garden out
Spent a day's whole wage
I've got peas and pork and cheez, this is my eating grand finale
When I laugh, china breaks
Mountains my nip's and my thighs
Planes can land there
Where's the baked potato and the cordon bleu?
Ten ribs, then a pork chop
Then I'll do the Dew
24, blood pressure's 300
Over 202
Chef:
He no pay for dragon bowl!
He no pay for dragon bowl!
Waiters:
Tip! Tip! Tip!
Tip! Tip! Tip!
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Tasty.
Yummy.
It's an exclusive club of people that have tackled this song, or Yes in general. 5's
Speaking as a fellow member of the aforementioned club, well, what Rick D said!
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