Memory's not shitty
There's stuff I recall
Some stuff I've found's not worth keepin' 'round
Like types of Pokéballs
Vital stuff, that's kept in
But the things that you
Keep askin' time right after time
About, I've got no damn clue

Please stop now, let me go
What you're askin' for, I just don't know
Don't know

You really need to shut up
'Cause I don't know what
You're askin' or wantin'
Learn to Google all your junk
Hey, I'm not a doctor
Or a builder, mate
Can't fix a light or heal your eyes
I'm useless, I'm afraid

Please stop now, I'm a dope
In this situation, I don't know
Don't know

I know I sound pissy
Better that, I'm sure
That throwin' out lots of words I doubt
That you've heard of before
Said I was a teacher
And that much is true
Does not make me the Knowledge God
Ingrates, is recess soon?

Please stop now, 'fraid it's so
Information from me's rather low
Don't know
Please stop now, let me go
Go back to your tests and let me smoke
Don't know
Please stop now, I might throw
A brick if you fail to shut your holes
Don't know
Please stop now, I'm a dope
I teach maths, not how to work the stove
Don't know
Please stop now, 'fraid it's so
My stack and fuse are about to blow
Don't know
Please stop now, let me go
Got brick walls to talk to, those things know
Don't know
Please stop now, I might throw
You right out the nearest high window
Don't know
Please stop now, I'm a dope
When it comes to where grenade pins go
Don't know

Don't know
Don't know
Don't know
Don't know