Song Parodies -> "On A Soda Can"

Original Song Title:

"On The Road Again"

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"On A Soda Can"

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The Lyrics

On a soda can
I just can't wait to look on a soda can
I bet there's lots of funny words there and I plan
To write a song called "On A Soda Can"

On a soda can
Lengthy words I do not understand
Like "acesulfame phenylketolalanine"
Temptin' fate to look on a soda can

On a soda can
Every brand of Pepsi's got phosphoric nitrate
I'm a Fresca man
Insistin' on my po-tassium citrate
It's high grade

And it's on a soda can
Sometimes I hate to look on a soda can
Like when it tells me I should "Please Recycle, Man"
Set me straight you g***amn soda can

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Royce Miller - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment

Really good parody Claude

Billy Florio - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment

Incredible

Pat - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment

I never thought of a soda can as inspriation! Good idea!

Wild Man - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment

Good Work Claude !-FYI Phenaylketones, are a break down product of aspertame a sugar substitute such as Equal ( protein based sweetner.)

Spaff.com - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Wow, I suppose someone gave this all 1's because the subject is so violently controversial. I mean, don't f*** with potassium citrate, man! As for me, I strongly suspect that Claude Prez is one can short of a six-pack, so I did the math and rated it accordingly.

AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment

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